why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
i’m really enjoying this trend in pop music where the male singers are all moaning and crying about breakups and begging her to come back while the female singers are like “idgaf you can fuck off i don’t need you you’re a piece of shit anyway” and getting on with their lives
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN
WHY WAS THIS BANNED THIS IS BRILLIANT
They saw their chance and they fuckin took it.
ohhhhh myyyyy goooodddd
Can we take a MoMeNt?
Credits to scomitch
me every birthday
^^Me, if I woke up as any PTX member…
Which Team Are You On?
( #TeamDianiteFTW )
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
I’m not cute enough to get away with mass murder and cry about it for forgiveness and I’m not hot enough to have severe parental issues/weird furniture making aspirations but still be super charming
I do believe it was a certain someone’s 25th birthday yesterday! Obviously my party invitation must have got lost in the post… :P Hope you had a good one Richie! :D
wtf even is this scott :D
Someone get this man a toilet!